Thursday, February 16, 2006

the beginning of time

hershey 1:835

"and the chocolate monkey knew watermelon flavoured starburst, his wife; and she conceived, and bore chocolate watermelon flavour skittles, and said, I have gotten a delicious treat from the chocolate monkey. And she again bore his brother chocolate watermelon flavoured cookies. And CWFC was a keeper of sexual innuendos, but CWFS was a tiller of the naughty things that people do at night."

amen. or something.

6 Comments:

Blogger Broadsheet said...

ummmm - does this mean that Sal's preggers?

1:26 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think we should say "Hell Yes" instead of amen.

And where's the picture of the Bishop's hat? It's super neato...

1:42 PM  
Blogger CommonWombat said...

Hey that was "Me" that wrote that post... And by "Me" i mean "the blogger who's blogging name is "Me." Not actually... um... me.

Good job too, Me. Excelent insight into a little-known facet of the Scripture of Chocolate Monkey Love.

Libby, "Hell yes" sounds good to me, but how about "Hot damn?"

2:42 PM  
Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

any of those sound good.

(this was very cute me.)

2:56 PM  
Blogger citizen student said...

i've been channelling the cm..

total ouiji board and séance kinda shit with crack mirrors and shrunken heads man...

hot damn.

11:45 AM  
Blogger PomHeart said...

hehehe...

10:36 AM  

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