i have a prayer

by me (hence forth known as "the second coming of fabulousness")

o great chocolate monkey, heed my prayer...

we are desperate for your chocolatey goodness to find us a better apartment with 1/2 the hookers and only a 1/3 of the crack...

if you do this, i promise to be myself as i have always been... and to continue what it is i do...

amen.